I kinda picture… no fuck it

HEADCANON:

The striders stay up most the night, obviously, and end up eating lots of junk food and candy. Dave loves to eat gummy bears no matter how sissy that sounds. Dirk likes to stick to hot food like red hots, hot heads, and other crazy combos he finds.

Dave Strider works at a pizza place.

and during all this he still works with his shades on.

i’m so attracted to this.

OMGOSH IF MAX WAS STILL ALIVE HE’D FIT MY HEADCANON PERFECTLY FOR KURLOX & MEULIN.

I pictures Kurloz is skinny and tall, and Meulin is just bit shorter and chubby.

oh gosh it’d fit me and max XD cause he was skinny as a twig [on account he was sick but he just naturally was very thin too]

and to top it off, he taught me some sign language since he loved ASL, and we used to sigh ‘iloveyou’ to each other and just

OH MAN THE FEELS.

When Ivan and Alfred first had their kiss it was kinda a sweet random one. They were alone in the conference room thing right? Alfred was pigging out on some hamburgers before the meet started, and while waiting for everyone to get there. And Ivan doesn’t care too much for such Americanized food however, Alfred left some ketchup on his lips.

And right when he was about to whip himself clean, cause come on; just ‘case he is american doesn’t mean he is a nasty fat slob. He then reaches over to grab a napkin but Ivan being a badass grabbed his hand and stops him. Completely making the American a bit confused.

And then Ivan just leans over all slowly and kisses Alfred on the lips, making sure to lick up the ketchup afterwards. Then just leans back crossing his arms over his chest giving a soft laugh. Because face it, Alfred is blushing like a little school girl and looking away now.

yeah, totally first kiss <3

I honestly love Bro and Dave’s relationship.

to the point I just get so many feelings.

Like when Dave was growing up people would always ask him why his dad would wear those funny glasses. And Dave just got so sick of hearing it after awhile that one day he just pushed those kids down and yelled at them. Saying its not his dad, he is too cool to have a dad, and those shades are cool and shit.

Like Dave normally keeps it all cool and shit since he loves having that poker face of his. But if people keep bothering him about his Bro he normally ends up snapping at some point or another. Because face it, Dave can get a small temper at times if he wants to raise a temper.

And when he gets home and tells Bro what happens, because he felt proud of himself sticking up for his family. But the school had already called Bro and told them that Dave was trying to start a fight. And sure Bro didn’t think Dave would just start a fight with some kids, he knew Dave was too cool for that shit.

Then Dave and Bro sit down to have a talk, and Bro just pets him on the head telling him its ok to stick up for family. However that beating up on other kids is never good, even if Bro taught him all those mad fighting skills; they weren’t to be used to beat up on people. Because face it, Bro wanted to raise Dave to be a hero, or maybe at least feel that way about himself.

And Dave just snorts it off giving an attitude saying stuff like ‘no body messes with a strider, he doesn’t roll that way’ and Bro just laughs it off. And in the end Bro gets up and starts to walk away, making Dave feel like ‘shit I fucked up’ but Bro turns around flashing a smirk, pushing at his shades just a bit, but couldn’t really ‘see’ under to his face, and he says in a very cool way, “Yeah the shades are damn cool” and walks off.

Then just like that Dave knows he did something wrong, but Bro totally thought Dave was a bad ass in some sense. Bro has an odd way of raising Dave, but shit, it worked.

equalistsonem:

ironinkpen:

makoala:

makos-sexy-scarf:

peekabooga:

Mama Toph playing the Papa role. Who knows, maybe she had to be both for little Lin

HEADCANON ACCEPTED

SO FUCKING ACCEPTED

“H-How long do you think you can keep this thing going for?” Lin risked a whisper, sparing Tenzin a fearful glance. He continued to stare at the rampaging Earthbender, cringing as she stomped an angry foot on the ground, causing the house to shake.

“Not much longer…” He hissed back, concentrating very hard on keeping the ball of air off the floor for as long as he could. Lin gulped.

“Well, Twinkletoes, if I go down, you’re going down with me.” She muttered, squeezing her eyes shut as the ball of air gave out. The two children collapsed onto the tile with a thud, and Toph whirled around instantaneously.

“If it isn’t my darling daughter.” She drawled menacingly, saunteering over to the shaking pre-teens.

“H-Hi Mother…” Lin responded meekly. There were only a few things in the world that could scare Lin Beifong, and her mom was one of them. Luckily, she had Tenzin with her-

She reached to grab his hand, but it wasn’t there.

The little bastard had bolted.

[[I wasn’t gonna reblog this, but this drabble about it just made my day. Bless you Ironinkpen]]

Dirk doesn’t understand why UU likes all that weird shit like holding hands. Because to Dirk that is just normal average day stuff. But since Dirk lives alone he has never really hugged or held anyone’s hand, not even his ‘Bro Dave’.

So, when the two are on pesterchum together sometimes Dirk likes to tease UU about how he is gonna hold his hand, and hug him all night. It makes UU turn into a giant blushing skull. However, Dirk just likes to tease UU because its all funny to him.

The first time Dirk and Jake actually come face to face in personal. Nothing of that dream self stuff, but actually flesh to flesh. Dirk couldn’t help but smile a lot. Jake felt a bit off because Dirk seemed very happy about it all, but he didn’t let it bother him to much.
And because it was their first time meeting, Dirk reached out touching Jake’s tanned defined jawline. It was something that both male’s liked, felt comfortable with.

However;

Jake didn’t know that Dirk only did this because he wanted to at least be able to touch the one he loved. Since Dirk has known, for a very long time now, that he will die long after Jake. Yet, he just wanted to at least touch him once.

Headcanon:

When Jake is talking about his love for blue women, or when trying to hit on Vriska’s ancestor.. Dirk gets really upset over it sometimes. Like normally he can handle it because he just lets it go in one ear and out the other. However there are times when he gets really sad about it, and runs to Dave. Then there he is, clinging onto Dave’s waist or feet crying about how Jake does all this stuff to hurt him. But Dave just shoves him off, and ignores his bro, yet there are times he just lets him cling to him and cry.

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EB: dave, dave, dave, heyyy
TG: oh god what eggderp?
EB: you are my best bud!
TG: ….
EB: heheheh :B
TG: alright hey dude stop nuzzling my face…
EG: NEVER DAVE. HEHEH.
TG: fuck eggderp.

Headcanon:
John is actually really really goofy when he actually finally gets the chance to be with Dave. And sure Dave says shit like he hates it or calls Egbert a derp for doing it. But both deep down know that they are so very happy to have their best bud around. Even if John acts very homosexual, but says he isn’t gay. Dave although, knows there is more~ but just laughs it off.